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No Fool’s Gold - Cowboy Jokes

April 01, 2019

No, we aren’t going to post a practical joke for April Fool’s day, but feel free to join us for a good laugh at our favorite jokes! 


The eastern lady, out to the mountains on vacation, asked the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?"

"Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of saddle do you want, English or western?"

"What's the difference?"

"The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy.

The eastern lady was aghast. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride!"


Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing around your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? 


Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot. 


A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with a huge cowboy hat, spurs, and six-shooters. "Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?"
"My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy.
"Eh?" said the police officer, "Are you from Texas?" 
"Nope, Louisiana." 
"Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?" 
"Don't want to be called Louise, do I?”


The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy.

The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

"Sir, have you ever had an accident?"
"Nope, nary a one.”

"None? You've never had any accidents." The insurance agent was incredulous.
"Nope. Ain't never had one. Never."
"Well, you said on this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"
"Heck, no!” The cowboy exclaimed. “That dang varmint bit me on purpose!"

 


There was a cowboy sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.

When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager.

The cowboy just groaned. 
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" 
"Sam," the cowboy moaned. 
"Where ya from, Sam?" 
With pain in his voice, Sam replied... "The balcony."

 


Thank you all for joining us on this delightful spring day. One last joke before you go…

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

For more good times, book your summer vacation at Latigo now!

 

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